A certain, puffed-up manager at my workplace has become even more puffed-up since they added "VP" to his title just before Christmas.
We are presently moving people and desks around the building so that this jackhole can leave a perfectly nice piece of real estate to move his office closer to the "big dogs". Today, he had the audacity to tell another manager that he is moving one of my people (without telling me)because he wants my guy to be closer to the operations staff. I am going to have to explain that this isn't his decision to make; definitely not the premise he can use to make it.
I was explaining the situation to Mr. Hammy, who succinctly summed it up saying:
"So, he's really feeling his VP-ness."
"Yes!" I agreed happily, "I am dealing with a VPenis!"
Ah, corporate humour. :)